Kid Rock... vindicated.

Yes, I know it's petty. Yes, I know that Michelle's right. But it's still funny.

"I'm sure Kid Rock is raising a scotch glass to Brett Scallions, lead singer of the band Fuel, who told the young concertgoers:

"Welcome to the greatest ——ing country in the world."

Well, I'm glad he's patriotic and all. But the cursing is simply inexcusable. Many of the attendees were preteen Hilary Duff fans."

Does not knowing who Hillary Duff is make me a "South Park Conservative?"