Don't drive angry

If your mortgage company has an annoying automated phone system that burns up your cell minutes and requires several tries to get a real person on the line, whatever you do, don't pound your fist on the computer desk.

You'll just knock over your Coke into the amplifier of your $400 sound system. Take it from me. I know. From whence. I speak.

I'm switching to bourbon and Coke, now.