Time for my annual acknowledgement of James "I root for hurricanes" Wolcott

Not since Frankie and Annette frugged on the beach in those summer romps made during a more innocent, moronic time has there been a nerdier nerdfest than the conservative hootenany over the new Hollywood comedy Knocked Up.

There's a hootenany? As a card carrying right-winger I'm pretty sure I'd've heard something about it. Or maybe James is just exagerating again. That must be it.