End of IRR obligations party

So I'm asking my glass of bourbon last night, I'm all like, bourbon? Does this outfit make me look twee?

10 year old Laphroaig Scotch: Now that you mention it, it is a bit precious.

Me: Shut up, Laphroaig! I wasn't asking you!

Bourbon: Nahh, bro. You're like, totally butch and stuff.

Thanks to all for my low-impact surprise party last night. I really appreciate it. Especially the bottle of Laphroaig, though its impertinence is practically begging for a quiet spell facing the corner.