Mocked by Team Satan

Generally speaking, terrorists can't shoot for shit. Zarqawi proves it on video here, while General Lynch dryly comments.

And if you missed Iowahawk's latest Zarkman riff the other day...

Yeah, I been gettin' all your email haterade. All y'all infidels be texting and emailing, and it's all like "yo Zarks where u at? Al Qaeda cut off your TypePad account? LOL!!!"

Hey cuz, act like you know. Like the Zarkman got time to be blogging this bitch with the Q1 decapitation reports overdue, and Fatima all up in my grille wantin’ money for the kids' summer martyr camp, and Team Satan sendin’ another crew of laser-guided "downsizing consultants" every freaking day.

... oh man! I'm still laughing.