My first and only post about the nutty Tom Cruise

Once upon a time, I was upset with Tom for never acknowledging the fact he was from Kentucky. What? Was he too good for us now that he was rich and famous?

In retrospect, I believe he's done us an enormous favor in severing the connection. Now that he's achieved creepy procreation with his creepy child bride, well, the favor is even more appreciated. That poor child has no shot at a normal life.