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It is hottere than the fyrie rivere phlegeton uppe in the customes hous. I shal drynken of a moist and corny ale eft soon, for to slaken my thirste. My documents and recordes can go stuffe themselues.

Uearily, and fore tru, Y amme "rollinge on the floore laughinge myne arse awey!"