There's a reason why we're not having children...

To reduce the likelihood of worry-induced heart attack, for starters.

UPDATE: Taranto and crew agree.

Wow, we can't help but admire this kid. We wish we were as gutsy at our age, let alone his age.

And in answer to the inevitable questions: No, we don't have kids of our own, and yes, if we did, we're sure our reaction to this story would be more mature.

UPDATE: On the way home, apparently. Too old for a spanking, 93% chance of motherly hugs and kisses.

(Via: Sondrak)