Blogging through a straw for now

Earlier today, the phone rang. As I was getting up to answer it, I tripped over a chair and did a face-plant into the hardwood floor. When I woke up, some undetermined number of minutes later, I discovered that I had a splitting headache, a perfect incisor-shaped hole punched through my bottom lip, and a missing tooth.

I never made it to the phone. Whoever you are, I hope you won't take it personally.