EXTREME IRONING!
"Welcome to the home of extreme ironing - the latest danger sport that combines the thrills of an extreme outdoor activity with the satisfaction of a well pressed shirt."
A comedian once joked, "If a man breaks into your house and kills you, he's not crazy. If a man breaks into your house and irons all your clothes? Now that's crazy!"
This is a whole 'nother level of insanity.
Wikipedia entry: here.
NPR story: here.
(H/t: Eugene)