Damn but I'm slow

I was going to write a hysterically funny satire about Dan Rather's farewell special last night but iowahawk has already got the scoop. Envious? I'm greener than a frog without sidepockets!

Then I was going to write a few skeptical thoughts about this (fake) Marine claiming Saddam's capture was faked but Frank J has it covered.

I feel like the kid who falls for the "gimme five... whoops!... too slow," joke. Damn.