Um... I want what they're smoking...

Now available online... The Rapture Index. You could say the Rapture index is a Dow Jones Industrial Average of end time activity, but I think it would be better if you viewed it as prophetic speedometer. The higher the number, the faster we're moving towards the occurrence of pre-tribulation rapture.

Rapture Index of 85 and Below:  Slow prophetic activity
Rapture Index of 85 to 110:     Moderate prophetic activity
Rapture Index of 110 to 145:    Heavy prophetic activity
Rapture Index above 145:        Fasten your seat belts 

I don't even know how to begin to... I mean... what the... um... huh?

UPDATE: FWI... current Rapture Index is 153 as of 11/8/2004.